Local Bastard: You're Never Too Young To Start a Crime Family Book 1

Local Bastard You re Never Too Young To Start a Crime Family Book You re never too young to start a crime family So says Walter Barclay Campbell who pounds the weathered keys of his swanky man s aqua teal Remington Star Tab in the shadowy corners of an abandoned sp

  • Title: Local Bastard: You're Never Too Young To Start a Crime Family Book 1
  • Author: Walter Campbell
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 329
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • You re never too young to start a crime family So says Walter Barclay Campbell, who pounds the weathered keys of his swanky man s aqua teal Remington Star Tab in the shadowy corners of an abandoned spermicide factory to piecemeal for the perverted, martini swilling subconscious that roams the Turkish bath like bowels in us all, an ber violent yarn Is there any other kinYou re never too young to start a crime family So says Walter Barclay Campbell, who pounds the weathered keys of his swanky man s aqua teal Remington Star Tab in the shadowy corners of an abandoned spermicide factory to piecemeal for the perverted, martini swilling subconscious that roams the Turkish bath like bowels in us all, an ber violent yarn Is there any other kind spun taut around the neck of love, honor, charity and compassion to put in their stead once they ve fallen forever limp, larceny, murder, vice and vengeance The main ingredients needed in order for the recently orphaned and natural born killer elite, Lonny Da Golem Denato, to fire up the nunnery stove and cook up something delightfully cold Join forces with our intrepid or just plain stupid , larger than average, eight , or perhaps nine year old anti hero as he is welcomed into the dark City of Angels by a sudden gust of xenophobic wind adept at killing rude, condescending cats boasting funny accents with head crushing impunity, threading a narrow, bloodstained carpet for Lonny and his loathsome ilk to tread heavily upon and add heartily to its crimson mix while lumbering toward a homicidal adder in the guise of that coveted, dangling carrot called happiness Categories Surreal fiction, crime family series, los angeles noir, dystopian mystery, dark humor, humor urban fantasy, dystopian urban fantasy.

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